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[Comedy] tap water

Tap water is pretty much the same as bottled water, only you'll save a shitload of money and, believe it or not, you will be healthier drinking tap water over bottled water (probably because bottled water has chemicals in it.) It also tastes better (in my opinion), and the only reason why people don't like it is because you need to refrigerate it for a while for it to be cold.

tap water

Published:8/21/2019 2:21:01 AM
[Comedy] and i oop-

When something or someone does something that catches you off guard or catches your attention. Can be a response to a very bold statement or action or also when somone is so good looking that you are taken back by their looks. Comes from a popular meme video where someone says it and makes a suprised face.

Clarissa: *says bold statement*
Vivian: and I oop-

Published:8/20/2019 2:18:00 AM
[Comedy] Published:8/18/2019 10:07:41 AM
[Comedy] well up

(verb) welled up, welling up

To begin to form tears. The incipient and ofttimes unfinished stage of crying; water begins to accumulate within the eyes, without necessarily doing so in such abundance as to form rolling tears.

Man, I watched your video and just fuckin' welled up. And I do not well up for nothing.

Published:8/18/2019 2:04:02 AM
[Comedy] Crick

A common Southernism refering to a pain, spasm, or strain in a joint such as a neck, back, or knee.

I have a crick in my neck.

Published:8/17/2019 2:35:47 AM
[Comedy] @chrisfarren choosing the perfect podcast to listen to for the 20 second walk taking the trash out so i don’t accidentally exist in silence for a single moment of my life Published:8/16/2019 5:02:51 AM
[Comedy] fuck-you friday

A Friday on which you refuse all requests and deny all favors, instead cursing out the person who is asking.

You: Hey self, it's another Fuck-You Friday.

Jim: (enters) Can you help me with this report?

You: Not today pal. Fuck you.

Published:8/16/2019 2:20:11 AM
[Comedy] How Woodstock — the bird — was inspired by the 1969 music festival Charles Schulz named Snoopy's yellow friend in 1970, the summer after the festival staged 50 years ago this week. Published:8/15/2019 10:17:30 AM
[Comedy] @LizHackett Do people who get eight hours of sleep every night not know about spending that time staring at a ceiling and imagining worst case scenarios? Published:8/15/2019 3:22:42 AM
[Comedy] a thing

It's the stage in middle/high school where you aren't quite dating yet, but you've both established that you like each other. It's exclusive but not completely yet.

"Are you dating Stacy?" "No but we have a thing"

Published:8/15/2019 2:15:28 AM
[Comedy] New York Comic Con’s Harvey Award nominations show streaming services gaining ground Netflix’s “The Umbrella Academy” and “Chilling Adventures of Sabrina,” Amazon’s “The Boys” and DC Universe’s “Doom Patrol” are among the nominees. Published:8/14/2019 11:14:20 AM
[Comedy] Misomaniac

Noun (Uncountable)
1-Someone who hates everything and everyone.

2-Someone who shows hatrey and contempt to everything and everyone. Feels that everything is worthless/beneath consideration.

He's such a misomaniac ,he complains about everything !
Why do you hate all my friends, are you a misomaniac ?
I discovered that I'm a misomaniac , I'm disgusted of all society.

Published:8/14/2019 2:10:28 AM
[Comedy] unemployee

Someone who recently had a job, but lost it in this depressed economic climate.

There are too many unemployees up in here.

I'm an unemployee of GM.

Published:8/13/2019 2:04:54 AM
[Comedy] run a fade

To "fade" someone is essentially the same as beating someone, be it singularly or in a group. The phrase "run a fade" is usually used during a confrontation, or if the confrontation is planned. To "run" said fade means that the belligerent parties will meet at another location to fight, or if one party is asking the other if they want the fight to start right then and there.

"I ain't even playin' with you or your boys' shit no more. You wanna run a fade or not?"

Published:8/12/2019 2:31:03 AM
[Comedy] windjammer

the agonizing scream of a trapped turd.

"Man, I was so constipated the other day ... I was letting out all kinds of windjammers left and right but couldn't close the deal in the bathroom."

Published:8/11/2019 7:24:31 AM
[Comedy] @AmySilverberg I told someone I was 30 and they said “that’s okay.” Published:8/10/2019 2:24:16 AM
[Comedy] big cap

When someone lying out they ass.

"Aye lil bruh, on my momma I got 30 racks on me right na"
"Hell naw, that's big cap"

Published:8/10/2019 2:24:13 AM
[Comedy] The story behind the fake Mad magazine and TV Guide covers in ‘Once Upon a Time ... in Hollywood’ Quentin Tarantino even dreamed up the idea for Mad magazine's new parody cover. Published:8/8/2019 8:38:51 AM
[Comedy] ‘Observation’: A brilliant science fiction game that puts the player in an unfamiliar situation Rather than cast players in the role of an astronaut struggling for survival onboard a damaged space station, 'Observation' inserts players into the circuits of the AI. Published:8/7/2019 12:03:21 PM
[Comedy] @runolgarun please remember that vampire unions are the ones who fought to give you a vampire weekend Published:8/7/2019 11:32:47 AM
[Comedy] @alyssalimp A plane? Get here four hours early, let us X-ray you and bring birth certificate or we CANNOT let you board A train? Show up as we roll in bring whatever you want we’re not gonna check your ticket love you Published:8/7/2019 2:31:42 AM
[Comedy] @moooooog35 Can anyone recommend a good wine that pairs well with a teenager's shitty attitude? Published:8/4/2019 6:16:24 AM
[Comedy] number neighbor

Someone who has the same phone number as you, besides the last digit.

Greg: Hey, Karla, what's your number?

Karla: (719):558-9013

Greg: Hey! We're number neighbors! Mine's (719):588-9016.

Published:8/4/2019 2:15:29 AM
[Comedy] Settler

Within a successful, seemingly stable relationship, the settler refers to the "better half", who in essence settles with their partner. This person tends to be either more attractive, wealthier, smarter, personable or some other quality that would seemingly make their partner look inferior, to the extent that people begin to question why they would even date in the first place.

The opposite of a reacher

Looking at the Janet Jackson and Jermaine Dupri relationship, it is painfully clear that Janet (Ms. Jackson, if you're nasty) is a settler.

Published:8/3/2019 2:40:28 AM
[Comedy] testin' my gangsta

Checking whether I am a real street thug or just a guy doing the clothes and the talk.

First party out of jail and this little suburban Megan was testin' my gangsta, she only wanted me if I'd really done time.

Published:8/2/2019 2:29:40 AM
[Comedy] @bobvulfov (to my date after each preview at a movie) the actual film will be much longer than that Published:8/1/2019 10:26:08 AM
[Comedy] ‘Wolfenstein: Youngblood’: It’s all about your friends It's fun to play with a friend but, ultimately, it’s like going to a restaurant where you know the service is fine and you wouldn’t look for anything unusual. Published:8/1/2019 9:57:22 AM
[Comedy] G Code

The unwritten rules of the street. No snitchin, no testifying, no cooperation with law enforcement, no letting anybody punk you, show respect to earn respect, no disrespecting of the game, no hating, mind your business, hold your own, accept the consequences of your crimes, remain loyal and true, money over bitches

G code is my religion.

Published:8/1/2019 2:25:36 AM
[Comedy] genderqueer

Any position in a wide variety of gender identities, spanning the spectrum between male and female. A person who is Genderqueer is not transgendered, though the option is open to transition. Being genderqueer has no bearing on sexual identity or orientation.

Eli might have a woman's body, but ze doesn't feel like a woman or a man. Eli is genderqueer.

Published:7/31/2019 2:18:12 AM
[Comedy] primetiming

Staying up late watching TV after midnight. Usually primetiming involves watching reruns of favorite shows.

He was primetiming late last night watching reruns of Family Guy.

Published:7/30/2019 2:14:16 AM
[Comedy] love is love

It's not about the sex or gender of the person but how they treat you! So, as long as you're getting the love and affection that you need to be happy in love then it doesn't and/or shouldn't matter what gender is loving you.

Often a term used by bisexuals or those who have no issues with swinging with the same-sex as long as the loving is good!

i.e. A guy might say to another guy, "I'm just looking for someone to love me (a genderless statement) because love is love!" The sex of the person isn't the issue but how the person is treated as it pertains to being loved!

Published:7/29/2019 2:46:11 AM
[Comedy] death drop

A type of dance when a dancer dramatically falls backwards into a struck pose on the ground, usually to end a dance.

turn turn turn stop and death drop!

Published:7/28/2019 2:32:29 AM
[Comedy] go awf

go awf = go off . pretty much just talk your shit ????.

applesauce123 : im freaking tired of people lying on my name .

johnson6282629 : GO AWF SISSSSS !

Published:7/27/2019 2:24:54 AM
[Comedy] in my bag

the act of being in your own world; focused; being in the zone; on your grind

I be in my bag when i get in the booth.

I got an exam coming up, it's time to go in my bag and study.

Published:7/26/2019 2:19:21 AM
[Comedy] off the rip

The beginning or onset of some activity or likewise. See off the top.

Before we even left the crib dude hit us for gas off the rip.

Published:7/25/2019 2:33:25 AM
[Comedy] @samlymatters When I was in high school my guy friend asked if I watched porn and I lied and said I did and he asked what key words I usually used but I had no idea what he was talking about and thought he meant password so I was just like “Idk usually something s Published:7/24/2019 12:55:20 PM
[Comedy] spill the tea sis

When you or your friend has hot drama that needs to be told.

“sis you won’t belie what just happened..”
“ooo spill the tea sis”

Published:7/24/2019 2:27:20 AM
[Comedy] How Billy Eichner and John Oliver help save the 'Lion King’ remake from itself A "Billy on the Street" clip from 2017 foreshadows some of the saving comedic grace in the photorealistic "Lion King." Published:7/23/2019 12:19:30 PM
[Comedy] @TheCatWhisprer My 4y/o’s solution to me saying something was too expensive was “you can just go to work and get more money” if anybody needs a financial advisor. Published:7/23/2019 10:20:55 AM
[Comedy] Ricky Renuncia

Coloquial frase used by Puertoricans said to someone that should just call it quits.

“Man, my fucking work is gonna kill me.”
“Then Ricky Renuncia to it dude!”

Published:7/23/2019 2:17:58 AM
[Comedy] The five best Comic-Con trailers, from ‘Top Gun: Maverick’ to ‘Rick and Morty' Nostaglia and '80s touchstones rocked San Diego's Hall H, including some famous flyboys. Published:7/22/2019 1:44:04 PM
[Comedy] Yeet

To discard an item at a high velocity

Alex finishes his soda and proceeds to yeet his empty can into a trash bin

Alex (while throwing the can): “YEET!”

Published:7/22/2019 2:11:39 AM
[Comedy] usury

Charging an exorbitent interest rate for borrowed money. Considered a criminal act in many countries.

Chase Bank recently raised it's interest rate on credit cards to 32.24%. This is usury at its finest.

Published:7/21/2019 2:06:32 AM
[Comedy] Sco pa tu manaa

The meaning is legit from a song called Kawoula Biov by Daavi Neba and Patapaa who are Ghanaians. The phrase “sco pa tu manaa” was said by Patapaa in the song which is literally Ghanaian gibberish. It was given a meaning by twitter users “what’s on your mind” or what’s your opinion on a topic.

On twitter when an image is posted with the caption “Sco pa tu manaa” they’re asking for your opinion on the image or what’s on your mind when you see the image.

Published:7/20/2019 2:28:24 AM
[Comedy] @ledbettercarly me going to the gym two days in a row: wow can't believe i'm the fittest person alive Published:7/19/2019 11:56:13 AM
[Comedy] slay

killed it. succeeded in something amazing.

Miley's new album slayed

Published:7/19/2019 2:22:37 AM
[Comedy] @simoncholland One side of our sink has a garbage disposal. The other side is where my daughter just dumped a full bowl of cereal. Published:7/18/2019 6:20:12 AM
[Comedy] Insta baddie

A super cool person who basically famous on Instagram and is basically a bad bitch. An insta baddie rarely smiles because they are that cool. Their posts consist of mainly selfies or mirror selfies with cool sunglasses or with a drink consisting of a straw in their mouth

That girl is such an insta baddie!
Your post from yesterday is so insta baddie.

Published:7/18/2019 2:17:55 AM
[Comedy] @alicewetterlund Me, in hell: I was told there would be a “special” place for me? Published:7/17/2019 8:15:53 AM
[Comedy] Area 51

A place where the military is hiding all of those spacey bois. Will shoot you on sight if you get close.

Person 1: I tried walking into Area 51
Person 2: But why though?
Person 1: To see the spacey bois
Person 2: Did you get to see them?
Person 1: No, I was almost shot.
Person 2: What the—

Published:7/17/2019 2:42:39 AM
[Comedy] Situationship

A relationship that has no label on it.. like a friendship but more than a friendship but not quite a relationship.

Me: Me and this guy have been talking for six months now.
Friend: Are you guys together?
Me: Its like were together but were not.. its more of a situationship that's happening.

Published:7/16/2019 2:07:37 AM
[Comedy] snatching wigs

The act of figuratively losing your hair (wig) in response to a particularly amazing or shocking information or situation, to signify that you nearly lost your shit. The imagery is that said wig a) flies through the air; b) may interfere with air traffic if a group of wigs are snatched; c) may be seen from space if reacting to really fantastic events or information. This is deadass the highest form of reaction. Antonyms include Low-key

When BigHit Entertainment dropped the comeback date for BTS with no warning, they were snatching wigs AGAIN and sent them into orbit.

When John Cena stanned kpop, he was basically snatching wigs off nearly every fandom.

At Coachella, when the shadows of Destiny's Child appeared, Queen Bey & company were snatching wigs off everyone in attendance, those watching online, and those who hadn't even seen it yet.

Published:7/15/2019 2:37:54 AM
[Comedy] Hunty

An amalgamate of honey and cunty. A demeaning term without being overly aggressive.

Don't be jealous because my hair is layed, hunty.

Published:7/14/2019 2:31:17 AM
[Comedy] @LukeMones A woman just stormed into this bar while I was doing standup, threw her purse down, and screamed “IM LEAVING MY HUSBAND” and everyone applauded. God left this city long ago. Published:7/13/2019 8:53:52 PM
[Comedy] @HenpeckedHal The trick to getting your kids to eat more vegetables is to mix them in with their favorite foods. For example, I like to wedge a few carrot sticks into my daughter's crayon box. Published:7/13/2019 8:21:10 PM
[Comedy] serve

To bring it. To work the runway/catwalk to your best ability. To have bitches gagging in awe.

"That girl was fierce." "I know did you see her serve?"

Published:7/13/2019 2:18:41 AM
[Comedy] white knuckling

When you're taking a situation as it comes and flying by the seat of your pants. Often attributed to anxiety, and feelings either good or bad. A reference to clinging fiercely to something, such as a rope, to the point where ones knuckles would turn white from forcing blood from the capillaries.

Jesus, I'm sweating, I was white knuckling my way through that interview. Those guys are scary.

Published:7/12/2019 2:10:22 AM
[Comedy] Shooketh

Shooketh is the feeling you get when you are beyond the point of shook.

I was shooketh of how cute that alpaca was.

Published:7/11/2019 2:34:32 AM
[Comedy] @christtnnicole when I die bomerang them lowering me pls Published:7/10/2019 7:01:50 PM
[Comedy] Brutiful

A fusion of the words brutal & beautiful.

gawsh daym that breakdown was brutifully done!

Published:7/10/2019 2:15:48 AM
[Comedy] Does ‘Spider-Man: Far From Home’s’ big reveal give a hint about what Marvel Studios has planned next? Who knew Spider-Man and Captain Marvel were so connected? Published:7/9/2019 11:43:57 AM
[Comedy] fly a sign

Hold up a sign - usually cardboard, usually on a street corner, usually asking for some sort of handout.

I was once told that if you're going to fly a sign the best is "Anything helps. God bless."

Published:7/9/2019 2:10:10 AM
[Comedy] Half Boyfriend

Having a male that you do relationship things with but you are not in a relationship with them. You can go hook up with other guys with no worries cause you're half single.

That's my half boyfriend but I'm still half single... So hello!

Published:7/8/2019 4:22:56 AM
[Comedy] Dead Ting

A person who is a boring cunt and is extremely dull.

You still with Megan?
Nah g, she's a dead ting.

Published:7/7/2019 1:28:48 PM
[Comedy] Chonk

(noun) First seen in an Internet meme that began circulating circa summer 2018, the word “chonk” refers to an aggressively chubby housecat.

According to the cat girth scale depicted in the meme, a cat is a chonk (or chonker) if it has between 30 and 60 percent body fat.

Variations: chomk, chonker, heckin’ chonker

My cat, Snowball, cries for food and tricks my family members almost daily into feeding her more than once... she’s becoming quite the hefty little chonk.

Published:7/6/2019 2:23:00 AM
[Comedy] Spider-Man’s greatest nemesis is in ‘Spider-Man: Far From Home’ — but it isn’t Mysterio We've been waiting for this. Published:7/5/2019 7:31:56 AM
[Comedy] gender fluid

Gender Fluid is a gender identity best described as a dynamic mix of boy and girl. A person who is Gender Fluid may always feel like a mix of the two traditional genders, but may feel more boy some days, and more girl other days.
Being Gender Fluid has nothing to do with which set of genitalia one has, nor their sexual orientation.

No, I'm not a boy, and I'm not a girl either. I am gender fluid.

Published:7/5/2019 2:13:35 AM
[Comedy] MAD magazine, a pioneer of modern satire, will soon cease publishing new content The once-subversive institution inspired generations of comedians and artists. NOw it will live on only as a publisher of nostaglia. Published:7/4/2019 3:10:28 PM
[Comedy] @marknorm Everyone always jokes that women are obsessed with shoes but my female friends aren't the ones posting 6 sneaker insta pics a week. Published:7/4/2019 2:13:26 PM
[Comedy] debtpression

When you're so broke you spiral into a deep depression stopping you from doing things you love and hanging out with people.

"Hey man, wanna go out tonight?"

"Nah man I don't wanna get worse debtpression"

Published:7/4/2019 2:07:20 AM
[Comedy] um friend

A partner in a sexual relationship on an ambiguous standing.

"This is Kate, my, um, friend."

Published:7/3/2019 2:35:32 AM
[Comedy] @MaraWilson I saw an ad for athleisure wear with a testimonial from a former Lululemon wearer and she said “I haven’t even touched my Lulu since I got these!” and all I could think was “touch my lulu” sounds like some WASPy mom euphemism for masturbation Published:7/2/2019 2:03:08 PM
[Comedy] Theyfriend

Much like boyfriend or girlfriend, "theyfriend" is a gender neutral term that can be used for your genderfluid/agender/etc significant other that uses neutral pronouns.

"I'm going to see my theyfriend today! I love them so much~"

Published:7/2/2019 2:28:25 AM
[Comedy] gentlefem

A person of the female sex who decides to give up on becoming a dress wearing lady to become a gentleman. The woman does not need to be genderqueer (or any other transgender label), or a lesbian of any kind to do this.

I saw Laura and her girlfriend at the dance last night, and she's become such a gentlefem. Laura was there treating the ladies better than the actual gentlemen!

Published:7/1/2019 2:26:24 AM
[Comedy] go off

1. to angrily complain about
2. drone on about a topic, ramble
3. to leave and partake in an activity (especially surfing)

present: go off
past: went off
future: going off

1. "i can't stop goin' off about how high the taxes are"

2. "we had a couple beers and just went off about the days events"

3. "we're gonna go off this afternoon if the surf's up"

Published:6/30/2019 2:19:25 AM
[Comedy] @abbycohenwl Hi, its God. Sorry I missed your call because I'm everywhere but I'll get back to you, maybe in strangely fitting words from a coworker or a dog's smile Published:6/29/2019 3:13:46 PM
[Comedy] LGBTQIA

Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Trans*, Queer, Intersex, Asexual

LGBTQIA is an inclusive acronym that includes most all Sexual and Gender identities. Also commonly used: LGBTQIA+

Published:6/29/2019 2:11:38 AM
[Comedy] ‘The Sinking City’ sets a mood but struggles to go anywhere with it Its supernatural elements aren’t unnerving and its noirish elements rest on characters who are simply shady. Published:6/28/2019 8:06:10 AM
[Comedy] Booger hook

A humorous alternative for any of the four fingers commonly used to pick ones nose

Get your dirty booger hooks away from my French fries.

Published:6/28/2019 2:43:52 AM
[Comedy] rode hard and put away wet

The way someone looks or feels when they've had a hard time of it. From a horseman's term, when someone has not taken care of a horse after a hard day.

He was all hot and sweaty, he looks like he was rode hard and put away wet.

Published:6/27/2019 2:28:10 AM
[Comedy] Trump Hotel

A concentration camp, detention facility, or prison used to house innocent people, especially children.

Prisoners are kept in cages, or in some cases tents in extreme heat. No contact with relatives is allowed. Children are occasionally injected with anti-psychotic medications to keep them sedated.

"The crying child was ripped from her mother's arms and taken to a cage in a Trump Hotel."

Published:6/26/2019 1:55:57 PM
[Comedy] The 10 best secrets, surprises and Easter eggs from ‘Toy Story 4’ Characters voiced by Keanu Reeves, Jordan Peele and Keegan-Michael Key once shaped up very differently. Published:6/26/2019 12:53:12 AM
[Comedy] @BisHilarious The way me and your mom met? Oh, she saw a picture of me on Instagram and commented, “Who’s that zaddy” then the two eyes emojis fifteen times Published:6/25/2019 2:40:38 PM
[Comedy] fuct

The past tense of the verb fuck. Also used to express a general state of incapability.

We are so fuct!

She fuct me like a dog in heat!

That's fuct up!

(Rural definition) Hey maw, I just fuct yer best frind.

Published:6/25/2019 2:40:38 PM
[Comedy] ‘Evangelion’ is finally on Netflix. I don’t need a rewatch, because the trauma lives on in me. The controversial, influential anime has had its first global release. 2019 discourse: Meet your match. Published:6/25/2019 2:40:38 PM
[Comedy] TERF

Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminist. That group of feminists that claims that trans women aren't really women, as biological determinism is only a fallacy when it used against them, not when they use it against others.

Isn't it mindboggling that the Royal College of Psychiatrists would invite a TERF like Julie Bindel to come talk at a study day on transgenderism and transsexuality? That's like inviting Fred Phelps to come deliver the keynote at a gay pride.

Published:6/24/2019 2:09:19 AM
[Comedy] seck

A hypothetical singular form of the noun secks. A round of sexual intercourse is composed of infinitely many secks, much like the area under a curve in integral calculus is composed of infinitely many line segments. The use of "seck" is hypothetical because it is impossible to give or receive only one seck.

There are no examples of isolated secks because, while their existences are mathematically deducible, they are physically unobservable.

Published:6/23/2019 2:34:03 AM
[Comedy] Nothing but old-fashioned arcade fun in ‘My Friend Pedro’ Though it won't make you rethink your assumptions about video games, you're likely to be entertained by the game’s hypnotic game play loops. Published:6/21/2019 5:05:49 PM
[Comedy] @Gertie_Bird My long term goals include being able to go to a dinner party, glance at the piano and say “do you mind?” and absolutely shred. Published:6/21/2019 4:24:14 PM
[Comedy] Deeked

An abbreviation for "disqualified." Comes from the acronym DQ, and has been shortened to Deek.

"How did your race go?"
"Not well, I got deeked"

"Hey be careful on your start, they might deek you"

Published:6/21/2019 2:27:41 AM
[Comedy] How does ‘Toy Story 4’ rate among all Pixar sequels? Here are our rankings. The new movie aims to measure up against the other "Toy Story" sequels, as well as follow-ups for "The Incredibles," "Finding Nemo" and "Cars." Published:6/20/2019 1:52:17 PM
[Comedy] @aparnapkin sometimes i will read a paragraph in a book so good i have to put the book down and just think about it for a second like a wise old turtle Published:6/20/2019 7:16:40 AM
[Comedy] Why make ‘Toy Story 4’ after a satisfying trilogy? Here’s how the director found his inspiring answer. Josh Cooley began to focus on one character whose arc was far from complete. Published:6/19/2019 2:13:37 PM
[Comedy] In ‘Superman: Year One,’ Frank Miller and John Romita Jr. reimagine the hero as a Navy SEAL and the ‘ultimate immigrant’ The collaborators are tackling the Man of Steel's origin story in a new release. Published:6/19/2019 12:13:58 PM
[Comedy] drop dong

Letting it all hang out with your friends in natural outdoor hot springs. No clothing or swimsuits needed. When you drop dong with your best buds, your life will change.

We took a trip out into the mountains and went to drop dong and watch the sunrise over the snow capped peaks.

Published:6/19/2019 2:41:37 AM
[Comedy] @maggiesmithpoet How can this be wrong when it feels so right? Me, aloud to myself, as I open the cheese drawer in the fridge—again. Published:6/18/2019 9:37:00 AM
[Comedy] Cartoonists draw their fury toward the New York Times: ‘It seems we have touched a nerve here’ Ousted contributor Patrick Chappatte was overwhelmed by the response after the Times decided to cease all political cartoons. Published:6/18/2019 9:36:59 AM
[Comedy] grinfucking

grinfucking - the act of being (pretending to be) really nice to someone's face and then turning around and stabbing them in the back

past tense: "grinfucked"

related: "grinfucker" - one who commits such acts

Laura told me she loved my outfit, then told Mike I dressed like a whore; I can't believe she grinfucked me like that. What a grinfucker.

Published:6/15/2019 2:15:58 AM
[Comedy] Hinked Up

When an "alleged" criminal believes that the cops are after them, or when they have figured out that the cops know their whereabouts

Cop # 1- "Joey's brother called him to tell him we came by Joey is all hinked up"

Cop #2- "He was hinked up, and ran out of the back door before we could grab him"

Published:6/14/2019 2:47:57 AM
[Comedy] It might take a while to warm up to, but once you do ‘Outer Wilds’ is quite an adventure Finding the game bewildering at first is a testament to how well the game succeeds on its own terms. Published:6/13/2019 3:33:08 PM
[Comedy] @natasharothwell i’m “ooh, that’s a good towel” years old Published:6/13/2019 3:01:41 AM
[Comedy] Mukbang

"Mukbang" is an internet fad that finds viewers watching mukbangers binge eating copious amounts of food. This strange trend began in Korea in 2011. The term "mukbang" comes from a mix of two Korean words, "muk-ja" (eating) and "bang-song" (broadcasting). The most popular mukbang stars (also called 'BJs' for broadcast Jockeys) eat messy foods as they loudly slurp, chomp and display bad table manners.

I told my YouTube subscribers I would make thirty mukbang videos in thirty days, but I think that may be too many, so I will only do a mukbang every other day.

Published:6/13/2019 2:29:26 AM
[Comedy] The New York Times cuts all political cartoons, and cartoonists are not happy The Times says it will turn to longer-form, graphic-novel-style commentary. Cartoonists see the move as yet another sign that the editorial-cartoon industry is foundering. Published:6/11/2019 4:18:52 PM
[Comedy] Broflake

A man who thinks he's a "nice guy" and says he will "treat you like an actual humanbeing unlike other males". But if you reject him he says "you're missing out" or "weren't that pretty to begin with"

This broflake got mad at me when I told him women don't like it when men pitty themselves when they can't get a girl even though they are a "nice guy".

Published:6/11/2019 2:13:56 AM
[Comedy] We ranked the 12 X-Men movies from worst to best. Where does ‘Dark Phoenix’ fit in? No, "X-Men: The Last Stand" didn't make it to the top five. Published:6/7/2019 10:15:54 AM
[Comedy] @vibesofabeach "Wow ur so mature for ur age" thanks it was the trauma lol Published:6/6/2019 6:17:13 PM
[Comedy] @aarifah_l Your pornstar name is: Your first name + your last name Bc it’s you. You’re a hoe. Published:6/6/2019 4:39:43 PM
[Comedy] Cartoonist Matthew Inman will step away from the Oatmeal after his latest — and possibly final — book The Seattle-based creator says he's ready for a long hiatus. Published:6/6/2019 4:39:43 PM
[Comedy] The reign of Marvel Studios makes Fox’s ‘Dark Phoenix’ irrelevant, whether it’s good or not Fox's X-Men movie era comes to an end at a time when fans are probably ready for a new beginning with Marvel Studios. Published:6/6/2019 1:53:30 AM
[Comedy] Bend and Snap

A secret move that has a 98% success rate of getting a man's attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation. The attractor drops something on the floor and, with legs straight, bends down to pick up the object, then snaps up, pushing her chest out . Arm movement, to draw attention to the breasts, is NOT optional; it is, however, a common misconception.

"I think I dropped something on the floor that I need to pick up! So you bend... and snap."

"Oh my God, the bend and snap! Works every time!"

Published:6/4/2019 2:26:06 AM
[Comedy] @adult_mom The biggest problem with eating healthy is that I don’t wanna do that Published:6/2/2019 11:44:04 AM
[Comedy] fielding season

The opposite of cuffing season.
From late May to early September during which people like to keep it cool and play the field.

What happened to your boyfriend?
Bitchhhh it's fielding season!!

Published:6/2/2019 2:44:42 AM
[Comedy] deep-like

Going 'deep' into someone's content feed on Facebook / Twitter / Instagram / some other social network and liking a post / item / photo etc.

I could tell Cindy was into my Instagram when she deep-liked a photo I took from all the way back last summer.

Published:6/1/2019 2:14:45 AM
[Comedy] Do We Fight Fascism by Shutting Down Free Speech in Comedy Clubs? "Sometimes a platform is actually a gallows." Published:5/31/2019 2:33:17 PM
[Comedy] Like many VR games right now, ‘Blood & Truth’ coasts on its novelty It's hard to lose yourself in the game for any length of time because of issues that can keep you overly mindful of the controllers in your hands. Published:5/31/2019 7:32:31 AM
[Comedy] Beach Week

Week long fiesta taking place on, near, or around a beach. More of an east-coast tradition in which freshly graduated seniors travel to the beach to get belligerently hammered, hook up with chicks, and sun bathe.

This party is rediculous, this is like Beach Week before Beach Week.

Published:5/31/2019 2:31:49 AM
[Comedy] Hamster Angle

The angle of your face that your forward facing camera makes while in use so that you look like a hamster.

The more "chubby" the angle is, the more the angle makes you look chubby.

"And there I was, I accidentally called her and she saw me from a really chubby hamster angle"

Published:5/30/2019 2:24:01 AM
[Comedy] @karencheee "ah, the joy of meal-prepping!" - me, as i wrap up what's left of my burrito to eat later Published:5/29/2019 12:23:16 PM
[Comedy] As Stan Lee’s ex-caregiver is arrested, last year’s videos provide an illuminating lens on his elder-abuse case Keya Morgan, who shot the video last year, was taken in on a charge of being a fugitive of justice. Published:5/29/2019 12:23:15 PM
[Comedy] @TheCatWhisprer Nobody is more prepared than a mom ready to explain how her cbd oil isn’t the same as marijuana. Published:5/29/2019 11:50:13 AM
[Comedy] Reaching.

When somebody is taking something too far

Linda: Hey tiffany, can i borrow a dollar?
Tiffanny: Yah sure.
Linda:..oh and can i borrow a twenty too?
Tiffany:Okay now your just reaching.

Published:5/29/2019 2:19:58 AM
[Comedy] chronic cringe

when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life

Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate

Published:5/28/2019 2:17:14 AM
[Comedy] It's a movie

"It's a movie" is a form of slang initially coined by Soulja Boy in response to having his gum taken away during a radio-talk. This phrase means that the situation that you are in is legitimate; serious; commands your respect or attention.

Big Draco: "What's that?"
Angela Yee: "Your Gum..."
Big Draco: "Oh, it's a movie"

Published:5/27/2019 2:36:53 AM
[Comedy] bothsidesism

When a person tries to make you believe that both sides are equally responsible for something even though one is really, clearly, at fault.

Trump's bothsidesism about the alt-right and alt-left is ridiculous.

Published:5/25/2019 2:23:54 AM
[Comedy] A powerful combination of art direction, action and voice acting makes ‘A Plague Tale: Innocence’ a game worth your time One of the game's strengths is that it alternates between perilous action and periods of reflection where the characters process the changes they’ve observed in the world and in themselves. Published:5/24/2019 2:23:00 PM
[Comedy] i, 1, 2, 1/2, 6

i want to have sex.

i, 1, 2, 1/2, 6. don't get it? say it faster.

Published:5/24/2019 2:24:54 AM
[Comedy] @ziwe can’t believe my strategy of not talking or looking at anyone has resulted in me not getting laid again Published:5/23/2019 9:15:20 AM
[Comedy] Infrastructure week

A repeatedly failed attempt to stay on-task endlessly derailed by high-profile distractions caused by one's own ineptitude. Named after the Trump administration's attempts to focus on policy continuously being overshadowed by a new scandal.

Tweet from Del Quinton Wilber:
!!! Prosecutor says that Manafort is cooperating with special counsel investigation !!!
Retweet from Dave Weigel:
Another great Infrastructure Week, everybody

Published:5/23/2019 2:13:13 AM
[Comedy] Plogging

Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.

It's nice out and the city is filthy. Let's go plogging!

Published:5/22/2019 2:08:03 AM
[Comedy] @Mimiification When a man tells me he's looking for a 'real woman' I scurry away because I'm actually three owls in a raincoat AND HE MUSTN'T FIND OUT. Published:5/19/2019 12:35:22 PM
[Comedy] How the biggest new comic-arts festival reflects better representation for women This weekend's National Cartoonist Society Festival in Southern California embraces fields where female cartoonists are thriving. Published:5/18/2019 7:25:31 AM
[Comedy] @ClifSosa Astrology Girls will straight up hit you with their car and say “whoops lol, it’s because I’m a caprisun” Published:5/17/2019 5:51:51 PM
[Comedy] ‘Rage 2’ is a game that’s confidently bland If all you’re looking for is good shooting mechanics, the game has you covered. Published:5/16/2019 11:49:54 AM
[Comedy] A new comic book paints Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez as a superhero — literally — on the Hill Left-leaning cartoonists gave rookie members of Congress supernatural strength in “Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Freshman Force (New Party, Who Dis?)” Published:5/15/2019 11:41:42 AM
[Comedy] @DomesticGoddss "What do you want for Mother's Day?" my 10 year old asks, as he steps over the lacrosse stick he left in the middle of the dining room floor for the past 3 days. Published:5/15/2019 9:44:58 AM
[Comedy] An interesting concept forms the basis of ‘Heaven’s Vault’ but it takes a while to grab you The visual novel dramatizes the grind and reward of leaning a foreign language, and progressing through the game’s worlds is dependent upon adding to your vocabulary. Published:5/10/2019 2:08:39 PM
[Comedy] milk in first

Pouring milk in your cup before the coffee. Similar to "pouring the milk first" when preparing cereal.

He's a milk in first sort of person -- I wouldn't trust him.

Published:5/8/2019 2:54:56 AM
[Comedy] How William Barr is coming under contemptuous fire, according to cartoons Visual satire points to the growing showdown between the House and the White House. Published:5/7/2019 3:08:31 PM
[Comedy] summarize

To get ready for warm weather.

The teacher asked me to summarize my argument, so I took out all the parts about eskimoes.

Published:5/7/2019 2:09:29 AM
[Comedy] The new ‘Spider-Man: Far From Home’ trailer has huge spoilers for ‘Avengers: Endgame’ The teaser exploits the interconnectedness of a cinematic Universe like few trailers can. Published:5/6/2019 10:34:47 AM
[Comedy] @rikkibrumbaugh Dude I’m the worst when it comes to packing for trips. Like I know I won't need 20 pairs of underwear for a 5 day trip but what if I pee my pants twice every single day I'm there Published:5/4/2019 5:51:00 PM
[Comedy] @worldslive when i was in 3rd grade i brought a snack and my teacher said “do you have enough for the whole class?” and i said no and then he told me to throw them out so the next day i brought 27 packs of cheezits for the whole class and that’s when i became a Published:5/4/2019 5:20:27 PM
[Comedy] Shoot me straight

Tell truth be honest

If I ask you a question will you shoot me straight?

Published:5/4/2019 2:20:07 AM
[Comedy] ‘Mortal Kombat 11’ lives up to its reputation: Brash, fun and ridiculously violent You'll be left slack-jawed by the close-up piercings, stabbings, and guttings. It's certainly not one for the kids. Published:5/3/2019 3:43:26 PM
[Comedy] At the Herblock Prize ceremony, Jake Tapper says the spirit of political ‘outrage’ is a must Matt Davies of Newsday and runner-up Clay Jones were saluted at the annual ceremony, which celebrates editorial cartooning. Published:5/3/2019 12:17:01 PM
[Comedy] horny on main

a slang term for posting or engaging with sexual posts on your main social media account, rather than a secondary one that you’d usually use for that purpose. the phrased spawned on tumblr, after ted cruz liked a vore fetish drawing on his main, verified account.

“real men don’t wait until 4am to get horny on main”

“@_____ y’all nasty”

Published:5/3/2019 2:11:28 AM
[Comedy] Why Robert Downey Jr. deserves an Oscar for ‘Avengers: Endgame,’ according to its directors Despite the praise for Downey Jr.’s work, the actor has not received a single major-award nomination as Iron Man — another sign of the apparent bias against superhero roles. Published:5/2/2019 7:04:49 AM
[Comedy] french tuck

The fashion act of tucking only front of the shirt in the pants, as popularised (to the point of memetic mutation) by Tan France on Queer Eye reboot.

Look at them, they're wearing a patterned shirt and a french tuck now, this is a Tan France outfit if i saw one!

Published:5/2/2019 2:33:43 AM
[Comedy] @lovelylaineybug But is anyone really confident with the way they say "Worcestershire sauce"? Published:5/1/2019 3:30:36 PM
[Comedy] antistalking

Methodically learning another person's routine in order to systematically avoid them.

Bradley is antistalking his boss today because he hates the bastard.

Published:5/1/2019 2:27:59 AM
[Comedy] @donni Did Counting Crows ever give us a total number of crows Published:4/29/2019 6:17:24 PM
[Comedy] ‘Avengers: Endgame’ shatters box-office records with a $1.2 billion global debut The latest Marvel film grossed $350 million domestically, massively blowing past industry projections. Published:4/28/2019 12:09:55 PM
[Comedy] @BradWenzel I wish scarecrow was a real job. I’d be good at that. I go months without seeing a crow. They want none of this. Published:4/27/2019 6:36:59 PM
[Comedy] Who dies in ‘Avengers: Endgame’? Here are the four biggest spoilers. For those of you who don't want to sit in a movie theater for three hours. Published:4/27/2019 7:03:53 AM
[Comedy] Tired of the zombie apocalypse? Sure. But ‘Days Gone’ can still provide hours of entertainment. It's pretty easy to set aside a lack of interest in the game’s setup and just enjoy the process of eking out survival in a picturesque wasteland. Published:4/26/2019 11:58:40 AM
[Comedy] Google has the best ‘Avengers: Endgame’ Easter egg of the day The search engine's nifty trick nods to the past two "Avengers" films. Published:4/26/2019 10:27:54 AM
[Comedy] ‘Avengers: Endgame’ is a thank-you to those who believed in the storytelling power of Marvel Studios So many moments were taken straight from the pages of the comic books, a nod to whom the late Stan Lee always referred to as the “true believers.” Published:4/25/2019 11:22:06 AM
[Comedy] scamazon

Ordering an item on Amazon and claiming it never arrived to your home which results in a refund and you can keep the item.

How'd you get that grinder?

I scamazoned it.

Published:4/25/2019 2:26:24 AM
[Comedy] @aIecrl Today I had 800 mg of caffeine, exercised for 2 hours, ate literally 80 pizza rolls, and did a facemask. The line between self care and self destruction is a fine one but god do I walk it hard brother Published:4/24/2019 1:16:01 PM
[Comedy] 3 actors who played Iron Man’s dad, 2 Captain America sidekicks and $18.6 billion at the box office: Marvel by the numbers Over 11 years, the Marvel Cinematic Universe has accomplished quite a bit. Here's the rundown. Published:4/24/2019 6:18:43 AM
[Comedy] capper

A Cap Is A lie. A capper is a liar. So if someone is capping, they are lying.

That Dude Always Sayin Somethin And Never Do Shit! He's A Capper. He Would Always Cap Over Dumb Shit!

Published:4/24/2019 2:22:39 AM
[Comedy] @AbbyHasIssues It doesn't take much to make me happy. Six meals a day. Ten hours of sleep. A pair of yoga pants, complete solitude, and no social obligations whatsoever. Published:4/23/2019 4:12:12 PM
[Comedy] Which major characters are most likely to die in ‘Avengers: Endgame’? We weigh the odds. And no spoilers here, because we don’t know anything yet. Published:4/23/2019 11:38:42 AM
[Comedy] Brexshitter

A derogatory term for people who voted to leave the EU in the UK's June 2016 EU membership referendum. Often seen on online comment sections and Facebook/Twitter.

"Well since the UK will be a bankrupt third-world country by the year 2020, perhaps you Brexshitters should be volunteering your taxes first since you caused this mess?" - Stereotypical rant by an obvious "Remain" voter.

Published:4/23/2019 2:08:12 AM
[Comedy] Going to see ‘Avengers: Endgame’? Here are the 5 must-watch movies to binge beforehand. Haven't seen the 21 Marvel Cinematic Universe films leading up to this moment? Watch these and you'll be ready. Published:4/22/2019 11:31:54 AM
[Comedy] Swooped

When a guy is at a party and is trying to get with a girl and another guy comes to the party and takes her

Charles: go get with Zarah!!
Jackson: No Bro arran already Swooped her

Published:4/22/2019 2:31:49 AM
[Comedy] hit the dip

to run away from a scene or person as fast as you possibly can

I hooked off on this dude and his boys saw me so i hit the dip and got the hell out of there.

Published:4/21/2019 2:23:46 AM
[Comedy] How next week’s New Yorker cover is a luminous tribute to Notre Dame Cathedral Art director chooses art through a personal lens: visual ties to her native Paris. Published:4/20/2019 5:20:40 PM
[Comedy] dip

1. v., to leave, depart
2. v., to place tobacco between the gums and lower lip
3. n., shortened form of "dipshit", i.e. a stupid, annoying, or displeasing person

You're a stupid dip, you know that!?

Published:4/20/2019 2:18:03 AM
[Comedy] Cartoonists skewer Barr and Trump amid release of Mueller report Satirists are accustomed to lampooning Trump, but their latest work reflects the degree to which many have found a new target in Barr. Published:4/19/2019 2:18:28 PM
[Comedy] @marysuewriter every time i see the phrase "b&b" i know i'm supposed to think of a bed and breakfast, but thanks to the internet my brain always defaults to "bungeons and bragons" Published:4/19/2019 9:44:15 AM
[Comedy] head change

the point at which one feels a definitive change in his or her behavior and equilibrium from the effects of a drug (most commonly in reference to marijuana)

nah, he's a heavyweight, he can blaze mad and not even get a head change

Published:4/19/2019 2:12:57 AM
[Comedy] @AlannaBennett Is New York culture it taking 3+ months of back and forth to gather 7 busy adults together for dinner when it's not an official birthday or party Published:4/18/2019 6:36:38 AM
[Comedy] mob it

leaving where ever your at with your "crew" or "mob".

kyleigh:hey dude this shits gay lets mob it.
everyone:alright man

Published:4/18/2019 2:17:23 AM
[Comedy] ‘Avengers: Endgame’ is a really big deal — for more reasons than you may think The new movie concludes an unprecedented run: the most successful Jenga game of interconnected films in Hollywood history. Published:4/17/2019 1:03:28 PM
[Comedy] Basic Bad Bitch

An 'edgy', delusional version of the basic bitch. "Live, laugh, love" posters are replaced with snarky t-shirts proclaiming her basic badness. Thinks her impulsive decision to by a cheetah print crotch-rocket is somehow less transparent than a middle-aged dude suddenly deciding he's a Harley guy.

A basic bad bitch is a basic bitch with heavier eyeliner.

Published:4/17/2019 2:32:48 AM
[Comedy] will it grow back

A desperate expression of hope.

When the nurse threw her finger in the bin, Nikki exclaimed in a desperate fashion "will it grow back?".

Published:4/16/2019 2:24:14 AM
[Comedy] How the Trayvon Martin tragedy led to Darrin Bell’s historical editorial cartooning Pulitzer Tragedy and family compelled the "Candorville" cartoonist to move into political cartooning, where he is believed to be the first African American artist to win the editorial cartooning Pulitzer. Published:4/15/2019 3:18:44 PM
[Comedy] ‘Hellboy’ is a stark reminder that not all comic-book movies do well at the box office Neil Marshall's trilogy reboot opened to a dismal $12 million. Published:4/15/2019 12:49:14 PM
[Comedy] @trumpetcake I dressed as a chimp for 4 years to win a woman's heart. Eventually I realized that disguising myself was a breech of trust and revealing myself would be a betrayal. I stayed a chimp 3 more years, contributing to important data she was collecting. I Published:4/12/2019 2:03:50 PM
[Comedy] ‘The Rise of Skywalker’ trailer: 6 takeways from the Star Wars Episode IX celebration Star Wars unveils "Episode IX" details. Published:4/12/2019 1:35:29 PM
[Comedy] gl2u

Good Luck To You.

The game is about to start, gl2u Jenny.

Published:4/12/2019 2:32:34 AM
[Comedy] ‘Yoshi’s Crafted World’ is capital ‘C’ cute It might primarily appeal to kids but adults should recognize that nothing this endearing can be accomplished without a lot of great work. Published:4/11/2019 2:28:55 PM
[Comedy] Daniel Dae Kim in ‘Hellboy’ is the rare happy ending for Hollywood’s whitewashing problem When the reboot of the comic-book film faced a whitewashing controversy, the Korean actor was part of the solution. Published:4/11/2019 6:26:18 AM
[Comedy] @LurkAtHomeMom Just threw my phone across the room bc it took more than 4 seconds for an image to load, how did we survive 1997 Published:4/10/2019 5:43:24 PM
[Comedy] 5 takeaways from the new ‘Lion King’ trailer, from a questionable Scar to heartfelt callbacks A new "Lion King" trailer has landed, and Pride Rock 2019 stirs nostalgia and gripes. Published:4/10/2019 12:17:58 PM
[Comedy] ‘Nancy’ and artist Olivia Jaimes continue to make the comics page ‘lit’ one year in Under a new creator, the eight-decade-old strip has enjoyed a 400 percent spike in online traffic — and nearly a doubling of newspaper sales. Published:4/9/2019 11:08:38 AM
[Comedy] The Triple B

otherwise known as "back burner bitch."
a name for someone who your group of friends doesnt particularly like to hang out with, but if you are alone and all other friends are busy, you call your "triple b" and they are always anxious and willing to hang out.

pretty much a friend who will always be a last resort and they have no idea.

bob: hey are we all hanging out tonight?!
fred: of course, is The Triple B coming?
fred: uh, no dude.
bob: thank god...

-a day later-

bob: hey mark! freds out of town, do you wanna come over and chill?

Published:4/6/2019 2:16:14 AM
[Comedy] ‘Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice’ is so challenging you might need to toss the controller aside and go for a long walk It's likely that all but the most committed players or those with ace gaming skills will not make it to the end. Published:4/5/2019 8:13:10 AM
[Comedy] With heart and humor, Zachary Levi says ‘Shazam!’ feels like ‘a very different type’ of DC movie Levi, Asher Angel and Mark Strong talk about making a superhero movie that balances fun with the darkness. Published:4/5/2019 5:08:29 AM
[Comedy] ttyfal

Talk to your fat ass later

Ali: Talk to you later princess.
Tish: ttyfal.

Published:4/5/2019 2:09:41 AM
[Comedy] pasted

Pasted is the state of consciousness when an individual is so stoned that they are literally unable to move, finding themselves pasted to the couch or their attention pasted to some form of entertainment like a movie, or a long series of Youtube videos.

I was so pasted last night I watched all of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia season 4.

Published:4/4/2019 2:32:44 AM
[Comedy] @annabroges modern friendship is texting "remind me of your address again" back and forth forever even though there's a space to save addresses right there in your contacts Published:4/3/2019 1:31:14 PM
[Comedy] How Joe Biden’s touching of women is being skewered by cartoonists (and Trump) The former vice president comes under satire's scrutiny as he weighs the 2020 race. Published:4/3/2019 12:58:17 PM
[Comedy] The new 'Joker’ trailer feels less like a comic-book movie and more like early Scorsese Think less "Suicide Squad" and more "The King of Comedy." Published:4/3/2019 11:32:24 AM
[Comedy] that's the move

That's what's up, or thats what we/i should do. Can also be said as "that's not the move"

"I just picked up a pound bro, let's slang it!"
"That's the move man"

Published:4/3/2019 2:33:55 AM
[Comedy] The ‘Avengers: Endgame’ trailers have given us absolutely nothing. And that’s just fine. The newest trailer, released the same day tickets went on sale, continues a trend of minimal information. Published:4/2/2019 12:22:13 PM
[Comedy] Press

To approach someone in a disrespectfull way or to confront someone and question them.

Kid #1: Yo i heard ant was talkin mad smack about you
Kid #2: aiight imma press him and find out if he was

Published:4/2/2019 2:18:59 AM
[Comedy] ‘Dumbo’ didn’t blow away the box office. Should Disney be concerned for its other remakes? Tim Burton's remake of the 1941 classic opened to only $45 million -- the lowest of the recent animation-to-live-action reimaginings. Published:4/1/2019 2:46:03 PM
[Comedy] brexit

A loud, drawn-out, angsty goodbye that interrupts the party; the opposite of an Irish goodbye

"I can't believe Olivia pulled such a brexit. Suddenly my birthday party was all about her."

Published:4/1/2019 2:49:06 AM
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